10 Funniest Quotes In That 90s Show Season 2

WARNING! This article contains SPOILERS for That ’90s Show season 2!

Much like the first season of Netflix’s sequel series, That ’90s Show season 2 returns with some amazingly funny quotes. The successor to That ’70s Show follows Leia Forman, Eric and Donna’s daughter, and the summers she spends in Point Place with her grandparents. The most recent installment includes the return of several favorite characters from the That ’90s Show cast, as well as some familiar faces from its parent show.

That ’90s Show season 2, also known as “part 2” on Netflix, kicks off with Leia’s return to Point Place in the summer 1995 as she harbors a massive secret from her boyfriend. That ’90s Show‘s season 1 ending sets up Leia and her friends for all manner of chaos, which results in some hysterical and wild quotes. While the entirety of That ’90s Show season 2, part 1, is brilliant and hilarious, some quotes stand out more than others.

10 “It’s Mentos, B*tches.” – Ozzie

Episode 3 – “Just A Friend”

One of the funniest quotes is also one of the best pop culture references in That ’90s Show season 2. Ozzie’s imagination and sharp tongue are two of his best qualities, and his dream sequence Mentos commercial proves this amazingly. The scene is nothing short of hilarious, and Ozzie being carried through the Formans’ living room by several shirtless men through a grainy, ’90s-style lens is completely brilliant.

However, Ozzie’s comical tagline, “It’s Mentos, b*tches,” is the best part of this scene. This line reflects Ozzie’s personality well, although it does border on making him a stereotype within reason. Despite this, the quote is still hysterical. Ozzie’s mindset, which makes him believe that he has the charm and appeal of an enthusiastic commercial actor, is fabulous, but this moment is even better because of his quick-thinking marketing idea.

Episode 6 – “I Can See Clearly Now”

Red Forman’s “foot in ass” lines are some of the best quotes from That ’70s Show, so it is hilarious that he’s still using them in the ’90s, too. There are a few of these quotes in the latest installment of the show, although the best is when Red first meets Kitty’s spiritual healer, Kiefer. Kiefer is portrayed by Will Forte, one of several fantastic celebrity cameos in That ’90s Show season 2. However, the reason why this particular interaction is one of the funniest quotes is because of the reaction Kiefer offers to Red’s random threat of violence.

Any of the kids that grow up with Eric in That ’70s Show know that Red isn’t to be messed with, but Kiefer isn’t familiar with the Forman patriarch. When Red asks, “When’s the last time you had a foot up your ass?” Kiefer responds genuinely with “Last Thursday.” This is one of Red Forman’s best quotes, although it shows that his age and dwindling level of dominance aren’t as strong as in That ’70s Show. Red isn’t used to someone not understanding his go-to punishment, and his stunned facial expression at Kiefer makes the moment even funnier.

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8 “I’m Her Grandpa, Too! Midge Swore To Me.” – Bob Pinciotti

Episode 5 – “What Is Love”

One of the greatest TV duos is Red Forman and Bob Pinciotti in That ’70s Show, so it is terrific to see the pair reunite in That ’90s Show on a more permanent basis. With Bob’s expanded role in That ’90s Show season 2, he’s able to be just as involved as a grandparent to Leia as Red and Kitty are, although it comes with conflict. When the two argue about who will teach Leia to drive, Bob reminds Red that he is just as related to her as he is, stating, “I’m her grandpa, too! Midge swore to me.”

This is a very funny callback to Bob and Midge Pinciotti’s marriage issues that span throughout That ’70s Show. Bob and Midge’s relationship is far from perfect in the ’70s, resulting in a swinging period and multiple separations, and this quote is a reminder of that. Midge and Bob are very different people physically and personality-wise, and it’s always comical when the show highlights Donna’s wildly different appearance to that of her father. Even though Midge isn’t a part of That ’90s Show, it is still funny that their disastrous marriage is recognized.

7 “This Is Hot Topic, And You Know What The Topic Is? It’s Trust.” – Mitch Miller

Episode 3 – “Just A Friend”

Seth Green’s That ’70s Show character Mitch returns in the episode “Just a Friend” as the manager of Point Place’s Hot Topic. Mitch and Eric are bitter rivals in That ’70s Show, and in the ’90s, Mitch’s grudge is still very much apparent. Hilariously, Mitch fails to realize Leia is lying when she denies being a Forman, which is ironic, considering that trust is so important to him. After he discovers Gwen hooking up with Cole, who works at Abercrombie and Fitch, Mitch is devastated and tells her, “This is Hot Topic, and you know what the topic is? It’s trust.”

Mitch’s childish stomping of his feet against the backdrop of the Hot Topic makes this moment even funnier. Mitch acknowledges he has little going on in his life, which makes his heartbroken reaction to the news even more absurd, but it does show his bizarre commitment to the retail chain. Mitch is just as competitive and immature in That ’90s Show as he is in That ’70s Show, despite it being over 15 years later, which is also what makes him such an enjoyable character.

6 “Dude, You Wouldn’t Live Through It.” – Donna Pinciotti

Episode 2 – “Something To Talk About”

In “Something to Talk About,” Jay very much proves that he is his father’s son. In typical Kelso style, Jay concludes that the best way to make things fair with Leia for almost kissing Nate at the end of That ’90s Show season 1 is to make a move on Donna. This is an apparent Kelso moment, and although Jay is quite different from Michael in many ways, it’s clear he inherits the Kelso womanizing gene. Donna is used to Michael’s constant attempts at flirting with her in That ’70s Show, so she knows how to deal with an irritating Kelso.

However, teenage Donna also reappears briefly because of how she responds to Jay’s flirting. Initially, she doesn’t notice Jay’s attempts, which is surprising as she grows up with his father. When Leia catches them and storms off, though, Donna dryly tells Jay, “Dude, you wouldn’t live through it.” This is a brilliant burn on not just Jay but also Eric, as the That ’70s Show universe once again makes a mocking reference to Eric’s weak physical structure and bumbling personality.

5 “Homewrecker Says What?!” – Kitty Forman

Episode 1 – “You Oughta Know”

After Donna brings Leia to Point Place for the summer in “You Oughta Know,” Kitty is quick to start hounding her daughter-in-law about living so far away. Even though she is Eric’s wife, Kitty is also a surrogate mother to Donna in That ’70s Show because of Midge’s absence and Bob’s incompetence. Despite knowing Donna since childhood, Kitty still frequently makes remarks about Donna stealing Eric away from her. While comments like “Homewrecker says what?!” appear to be genuine and are played for laughs, Kitty truly loves Donna like her own.

Regardless, this quote is still amazingly funny because of how fast Kitty makes the quip. Even when Donna lets her guard down and thinks that the constant passive aggressiveness is stopping, Kitty still swoops in. Some of Kitty’s funniest quotes in That ’70s Show about being Eric’s mother are still relevant in the ’90s, simply because she can’t resist reminding everyone that her “baby boy” is gone. Although Kitty is forced into a compromise, with Bob taking the newly empty house across the street instead, her ridiculous remarks do allow her to be closer to her family.

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4 “You Make Me Feel The Opposite Of Gay-A” – Jay Kelso

Episode 1 – “You Oughta Know”

After being apart for months, Leia and Jay are keen to spend some quality time together. Unlike his father, Jay Kelso is quite romantic, so he serenades Leia on the driveway with his guitar. Despite his enthusiasm and hard work, lyric writing isn’t a particularly strong skill for Jay, with the best line of his song being, “You make me feel the opposite of gay-a.” Every line of the song is humorous, with each rhyming with Leia’s name. Although, in reality, Jay simply adds the “a” sound to the end of the last word.

While this quote isn’t directly offensive, it does highlight the use of the word in the ’90s, especially by heterosexual people. It’s funny that Leia makes Jay not “feel gay,” but the reason why this moment is so brilliant is because it’s also illogical. The entire song is nonsensical but comical, but the true comedy during this moment is how genuine and committed Jay is to wooing Leia. Jay doesn’t think about what the words actually mean because he is so focused on the rhymes, hilariously.

3 “The Doctor Said I Just Had Some Palpitations From The Disappointment Of Seeing You Ruin Your Life.” – Red Forman

Episode 7 – “Baby-Baby-Baby”

Red’s That ’90s Show season 2 twist is a shock, but it also strangely mirrors another storyline from That ’70s Show. After Red discovers Leia’s plans to have sex with Jay, he starts having heart palpitations. In That ’70s Show, Red has a heart attack after learning Laurie marries Fez so he can stay in the country. Much like his response to his daughter’s surprising news, Red tells Leia at the hospital that his heart troubles are a result of his “disappointment of seeing [her] ruin [her] life.”

This brilliantly funny quote highlights not only the similarities in Red’s relationships with Laurie and Leia but also his attitude toward the Kelsos. Even when Red is laid up in a hospital bed, he doesn’t hesitate to be sarcastic and demeaning when the opportunity arises. Red remembers the drama that Michael and Jackie caused in That ’70s Show, and he naturally assumes that their child will be just as much trouble, so his comment is aimed at Jay just as much as it is at Leia.

Episode 8 – “Friends In Low Places”

It is an unexpected but well-welcomed moment when Leo returns in “Friends in Low Places,” and in the character’s typical style, he appears in the most random and nonsensical way. Leo materializes in That ’90s Show‘s season 2 ending episode during Leia’s party, believing it to be a celebration of his retirement. In the circle, both Leo and Tommy Chong’s famous stoner personality shines once again as the character tells the gang about his plans for the future. First, Leo shares that his son, a previously unseen That ’70s Show character, is taking over for him.

However, Leo’s other pursuits are what makes this scene so funny. Leo’s sense of time is baffling and completely wrong in both That ’70s Show and That ’90s Show, so his remark about having “four years of eligibility to play college football” is absolutely hilarious. What makes it even better, however, is that Leo is so certain about this fact. It never occurs to him that he’s not making sense, and perhaps the drugs disillusion him into believing his own stories. Regardless, Leo’s comedic timing and confidence always result in laughter, no matter what he says.

1 “She’s Like A Doll That Was Wished To Life Yesterday.” – Nikki

Episode 2 – “Something To Talk About”

Even when Nikki is heartbroken after finding out about Nate and Leia’s almost-kiss, she still manages to make a joke. When Gwen and Ozzie visit Nikki to see how she’s doing, they reassure her that Leia has left, fearing an uncomfortable encounter or even a fight. However, the true source of Nikki’s anger is that Gwen fails to tell her the truth for nearly a year. Before Nikki can explain her feelings to Gwen, she swiftly insults Leia by referring to her as a “doll that was wished to life yesterday.”

Nikki’s character still lacks a proper purpose or role, but this is something that That ’90s Show season 2, part 2, can fix. However, this sharp-witted quote proves that Nikki is observant of those around her and quickly picks up on the personalities of others. Leia is more naive and childish than her friends in That ’90s Show, although a lot of her stumbling and awkwardness comes from Eric. While the likes of Jay and Gwen quickly take to Leia arriving in their lives, Nikki isn’t as susceptible to Leia’s innocent charm, which is hilarious.

That 90s Show

That ’70s Show returns set two decades later with That ’90s Show, acting as a sequel but bringing back old cast favorites. Led by Red (Kurtwood Smith) and Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) Forman, the new cast arrives as the next generation, with the daughter of Eric and Donna, Leia Forman, leading the charge. Spending the summer with her grandparents, Leia makes new friends and forges new bonds in Point Place, Wisconsin. That ’70s Show series regulars make cameos in the show to maintain that sense of familiarity, and the show adopts the conventions of the ’90s as expected. That ’90s Show first aired on Netflix with a total of ten episodes. 

Cast

Kurtwood Smith , Debra Jo Rupp , Mace Coronel , Callie Haverda , Ashley Aufderheide , Sam Morelos , Reyn Doi , Maxwell Acee Donovan

Release Date

January 19, 2023

Seasons

1

Directors

Gail Mancuso , Laura Prepon